Limited Access

Turns out I can't get internet at the new house until September 12th. So, in a few days, I'm going to be starting a three-week period without regular web access. If there's anything urgent you need to contact me about, call me at 307-630-5951. Otherwise, email me and I'll check it when I can.

In the meantime, you can watch this really dumb video of what it's like to live without the internet (but only if you happen to have three extra minutes of your life that you don't want back...).

New Address

Alright all... I'm within a few days of finishing up my move from apartment to house. By the time any mail arrives, I'll be residing at:

8311 Rail Fence Rd
Fort Wayne, IN 46835

For all you crazy women stalkers, here's a recon map!



My cell phone is still the same as it has been for years, but may be changing very soon. I'll let you know when it does.

Sleep Deprived, But Simpsonized

Okay, so it's quarter after 11 and I should be in bed, considering I need to get up at 4:15 if I'm gonna leave the house at 5 to get to the gym before my 7am meeting. But I got distracted when I was perusing a local guy's blog and saw that you could Simpsonize yourself.

Never one to pass up the latest internet gadget of interest, I browsed over, uploaded my picture, and waited and waited and waited... yes, it's a bit slow, but it works pretty well.

This is what I got:



Well, not exactly what I got. In reality, I took a few seconds to airbrush out the Burger King logo in the lower righthand corner. Mostly because I could, but also because it was a slight distraction, and I don't really want to be a fast food commercial. If anything, I'd rather be the opposite, like when I compared the aftersmell of Rally's on my fingers to the odor of dog urine in "Unbelieve-a-barf".

Anyway, if you're up too late and want to Simpsonize yourself too, just go to simpsonizeme.com. Feel free to post your results.