R U TXTING ME?

Some of you who keep in contact with me via Verizon text messaging might be having hurt feelings right now because I seem unresponsive. It's not me - I'm only getting about half of the texts that people tell me they've sent. So, please don't be offended or think I'm dissing you. If I don't respond to a text or two within a reasonable amount of time, leave me a voicemail or email or something.

So I'm guessing this means it's probably about time to switch over from Wyoming to Indiana, phone-wise. Don't worry, I'll let you know when I make the change.

HOPE UR RDY 4 XMAS. WHT DID U GET ME? DONT TELL, CUZ I LIKE 2 B SURPRIZD.